The Oracle of F*cked-Up Love
There are stories that should’ve stayed in draft mode.
Texts that should never have been sent.
“I love you”s that sounded a lot more like “please save me.”
F*cked-Up Love was born in that space:
between ruins, illusions,
and that exact moment you swear “never again”… before diving back in.
69 cards to laugh (a little), cry (sometimes),
and mostly to understand why you deserve more than crumbs.
F*cked-Up Love doesn’t judge your mistakes.
It just helps you spot the traps,
laugh at the disaster,
and take back your heart without asking permission.
It’s not a romantic oracle.
It’s post-Cupid survival therapy:
a mix of clarity, dark humor, and raw tenderness.
Discover a few cards from this cursed deck.
Draw a random card
The Competitive Mother-in-Law
“You’re not dating him. You signed up for a duo with his mother.”
Keywords: Intrusion – Family Domination – Toxic Triangle
Every meal is an exam, every choice a trial, every word a critique wrapped in a passive-aggressive smile. She comments on your cooking, your body, your job, your relationship… and him? He nods along like a kid waiting for his lollipop.
The Competitive Mother-in-Law is the giant shadow who sits between you in the marital bed, drenched in mothballs and emotional blackmail.
You thought you were the partner. Turns out, you’re the intern under supervision.
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Symbolically: this card speaks to all external influences that hijack your decisions: intrusive families, abusive hierarchies, invasive third parties.
Message: if you have to win over the entire family just to exist, then your couple doesn’t actually exist.
This card resonates if… you’ve ever heard a “Mom says that…” whispered in your own bed, after sex — and felt your desire die faster than a cigarette in a glass of water.
📌 This card (like the whole deck) is currently available in French only… for now.
But sharp truths speak many languages.